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September 2004



Blinded by passion

Wednesday, 29 September 2004 6:21 P GMT-05
I love the look on the cat's face. How many women look like that during sex? Like "just get it over with you dirty dog!"

VIRAL LABYRINTHITIS (What? did you say "Kyle wants to BITE US?"

Tuesday, 28 September 2004 3:36 A GMT-05
Nice of you to write me, wishing me luck on getting rid of this cold. NO, I am NOT a Hypochondriac; I have 'Viral Labyrinthitis' come to find out. Since 11 days or so, I thought it was just a horrible cold and was given a prescription for Antibiotics

The Experts Guide Party

Saturday, 25 September 2004 3:06 P GMT-05
The Experts Guide Party (Thursday Night) was alright, but Donald Trump didn't come due to bad planning on someone's part, as he launched his new magazine "Trump World" the same night! (Hope he doesn't put himself on the cover of every iss

The Mayor of NYC : Mr. Bloomberg (and Moby)

Thursday, 23 September 2004 7:23 P GMT-05
You know, I have been ill since one week and I have been on the sofa for days trying to kick this evil cold. Yesterday (Wednesday) I finally dragged my ass off the couch and to my hair salon for some mane maintenance. Alexandra, a friend of mine, w

Experts Guide finally hits the shops

Tuesday, 21 September 2004 4:08 A GMT-05
Hi all,   I am so excited to let you know that I am featured in the new book, 'TheExperts' Guide to 100 Things Everyone Should Know How To Do', which hits shelves today!  The author, Samantha Ettus, compiled brief how-toessays from 100 of the worl

End of Egg auction on E Bay

Monday, 20 September 2004 6:07 A GMT-05
Well, it took them a while to complain, but they did. I was the first (and probably the last) person to sell their "eggs" on E-Bay. Here is them slapping my hands:Dear Dr Dot   (drdot@drdot.com), We regret to inform you that your eBay auc

Germans freak out over my E-Bay egg sale

Friday, 17 September 2004 1:39 P GMT-05
Click HERE to see the story in the German press(tranlasted, it's a SCANDAL and the churches are upset. The gyno pictured in the article says it's normal in the US but forbidden in Germany. They say it's the first time someone has done this on E-bay,

House boy/cleaning boy?

Friday, 17 September 2004 2:22 A GMT-05
Dr. Dot, Do you have any use for a cleaning boy who works for free? I'd do great work for you, and I expect nothing at all in return. I actually do better work than paid workers do. Several people who have used me offered me paid jobs. I even have re

Passing of Johnny Ramone

Thursday, 16 September 2004 11:59 P GMT-05
 click on picture to see tribute.I took this picture of Johnny in a hotel in Providence, R.I in 1984!! (Which means I was WAY too young to be in the Ramones hotel room). Please, by the way, do NOT steal/post this picture anywhere else without my per

A response about the Ebay/Egg auction

Wednesday, 15 September 2004 8:58 P GMT-05
Dear dr dot,So I"m totally down with this eggs thing but i'm more intested in doing a bit of fertilization my self? How long do I get with Dr. Dot, and how many times do we get to do it to ensure she gets fertilized?

Eggs for sale

Wednesday, 15 September 2004 4:57 A GMT-05
Just for shits and grins, I thought it would be interesting to see how much I can get per egg, yes, those eggs, on EBAY:Title: Dr. Dot sells her eggs, yes, those eggs.Item # :The item number for your new listing is 5520816676.URL:http://cgi.ebay.com/

Ask Dr. Dot (faking orgasms and truth or dare)

Sunday, 12 September 2004 11:59 P GMT-05
I want to play truth or dare with my boy friend. We live far away from each other and I thought this would be a good way to find out if he has had other girls since we last met. I am afraid of the truth, but want to know. What do you think?Joy  Lynd

Alice Cooper is on his way

Thursday, 9 September 2004 7:19 P GMT-05
No it's not me, but I feel like her. I pray Kerry prevails. Went out and did karaoke in Hoboken last night, what a waste of time. The sound system was the worst I ever heard and there were more psychos in there than in all of Manhattan AND it was smo

Ask Dr. Dot

Wednesday, 8 September 2004 12:00 A GMT-05
Dear Dr. Dot,My boyfriend wants to bring me to Jamaica for a 1 week vacation. We have only been dating for 4 months and I am afraid of getting too close or losing the thrill. He will see my beauty routine and what about the bathroom situation? For me

Someone saved my life tonight.....

Tuesday, 7 September 2004 3:38 A GMT-05
Well, not tonight, but last night. Anyone who knows me, knows I am not a big drinker. I have never tried a beer or Vodka, Gin etc. But I do like wine, and lately I have been enjoying Margaritas. I was turned onto them a few months ago and like them a

Massage in Miami

Monday, 6 September 2004 12:00 A GMT-05
I am pleased to introduce to you Stephen, the latest addition to the Dr. Dot Team. Stephen has a wide variety of knowledge when it comes to Massage and the body. I found him to be very strong and ambitious, polite and soft spoken. I am proud to have

Testimonials from some of Dr. Dot's clients

Friday, 3 September 2004 12:00 A GMT-05
"Heal my hands again Doctor" - Frank Zappa "Dr. Dot gives the best massage in the world" - Sting "Amazing hands" - Robert Plant "Thanks for making me feel wonderful. Powerful massage" - Lauryn Hill "You ar

Ask Dr. Dot

Wednesday, 1 September 2004 5:57 P GMT-05
Dear Dr. Dot,I cheated on my girlfriend and the girl left a hickey on my neck that is so dark, I will have to put off seeing my girlfriend until it is gone. What if she notices the fading mark, what can I do to make it go away faster, the thing has b

An attractive slug

Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:00 A GMT-05
On my way home the other night, I noticed this sexy slug, slugging it's way home (?).I thought to myself, this must be part slug, part leopard. You have to admit, for a slug, it is pretty attractive, just plain "Hot".