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Ever hear of Myspace ? Warning, it's addictive.
A myspace pal of mine named Doctor Cock made this ^
http://karaokemonster.com - Best Karaoke in Berlin
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Jet Li is in Berlin and called for a massage. I was so EXCITED... until he said it has to be a male. Sigh. So I send my assistant, Jonas (who massages me every week, so I KNOW Jet is in GREAT hands. I will be adding Jet to our list of "satisfied clients". Yay!! I guess he feels only a man can give him super deep tissue. Ahem, he has never met me. Hands of steel that heal. 
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Another cool thing about Ron's karaoke place, is you just NEVER know what's gonna go down. Ron announced that this guy, above, in dread locks, will take off his clothes AND swing round the stripper pole for TEN EUROS. He started a collection, asking the crowd to donate, to raise the 10 Euros to have this guy get good and naked and give us a show. Naturally, the Berliners held tight to their pennies. Fuck that. I just gave him 10 Euro. Get yer kit off, I need entertainment dammit.
Something me told me this guy has done this before (his female friend sang the Kiss tune "I was made for loving you baby" during the strip. Gene would have vomited.
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Yay! He is uncircumcised. Honey, as far as I am concerned, Mother Nature does NOT make mistakes.
My friend "M" ^ and I posing for Monster Ron.
M sang some Rocky Horror Picture show (and Pulp and Bowie) tunes which drove the crowd MAD. I sang some Led Zepp, Rod Stewart and Janis ('Cry Baby').
I made a suggestion to Ron that he REALLY loved: he should host Rocky Horror night and show the movie whilst a cast acts it out on stage (like I did when I was 14 in Virginia Beach, Virginia - I played Janet every weekend against my Dad's will). Ron has karaoke booths in the club and one big stage. BUT they only use the stage for karaoke on Sunday nights (guess because of whining neighbors) so it's a great idea to feed Berlin's need for Rocky Horror. WE NEED IT BAD. Going out to bars just for a drink bores the piss out of me. Hate it. I need to sing, watch people sing or at least play table soccer or I can't be bothered. So, maybe there will be Rocky Horror at Ron's in the near future. That would rock. I would love to play Janet again. My tits weren't exactly fully blossomed when I played Janet, so I stuffed my bra a bit. That very next year, however, they filled out big time (cup ranneth over). Ha.
It's raining AGAIN here in Berlin. Wtf? Gotta go, I am about to get a two hour massage from my new Dot Bot, Sabrina:
“Medicus curat, natura sanat.“ A doctor administers the cure; nature does the healing
Paracelsus"
"My name is Sabrina and since summer 07 I am back in Berlin City!
Born in Austria I came to Germany in 99.
After working as a flight attendent for five years, I realized, that I missed elation and challenges in my working environment.
From my point of view, without passion it is not possible to do ones job well. Workingtime captures an enormous amount of time in our daily lives and consequencely I wanted to work in a profession that gives me pleasure and satisfaction.
Contemporaneously I showed a few physical ailments that my doctor couldn`t fix.
Thanks to a hint of a friend I got the adress of a footreflexologytherapist and after some sessions with him he helped me to get healthy again.
Bit by bit those circumstances confirmed my decision that it is time to change and to use my abilities and skills for therapeutic work.
The attendance of the Paracelsus College for Holistic Medicine in Berlin and one year in Munich as an assistance therapist in a renowned practice for naturopathy with its focus on musculoskeletal disorders intensivied my theoretical and practical knowledge of classic naturopathy and impragnated my understanding and valuation in treating by touch.
My mission implecates to see my clients in their entireness: body, spirit and soul and to have a positive affect those components. My massage relieves tensions and blockades and helps to recover one´s posture.
Take a short-time vacation to feel comfortable in your body again and
I am looking forward to seeing you in Berlin" Sabrina
Dot - you mentioned nudity - and I come over here to find Dicks and no
Dot's
Should I EVER trust you again?
Dong work for Yuda,
Dong, Dong